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The BALDHEADED Tote
$30.00
Your emotional support tote.
Big enough to carry groceries, drama, unfinished projects, and things you swore you weren’t buying today. It’s simple. It’s sturdy. It’s got the BaldheadedJT’s “face” on it — because sometimes you don’t need a quote just a look.
Product Details
• 100% certified organic cotton (because we’re petty, not wasteful)
• 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) — thick enough to hold your life together
• Size: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ — fits laptops, notebooks, and unspoken opinions
• Carries up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg) — or your delusions, whichever’s heavier
• Long self-fabric straps for over-the-shoulder drama exits
• Flat-bottom, open center — throw everything in and go
Note: Care instructions on the inside might wash off. The attitude won’t.